G: What is THAT?
A: A cricket. Isn't it neat?
G: Can I step on it?
A: No, no. Crickets are good bugs. We don't step on them because they sing to us and....."
(A goes on and on extolling the virtues of the tiny creature)
A: Good job
Young apprentice steps back and thinks for a moment....
G: Can Dolly step on it?